Saturday, April 23, 2011

Easter Vehicle for Emrald

ham biscuit
ham biscuit, a photo on Flickr.

Karen wants to know if Pansi still thinks Emrald is going to hell in a "ham biskit."

Karen: This is the first year in memory that no minister who hired me to play has then told me that I was going to Hell for not accepting Jesus as my personal savior. Clearly the churches around here are getting lax and need a reminder from Pansi as much as you do.
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Karren!!!!
Sadly--Of COARSE she is!!!! Like Mrs. Weirsdo say's, onely she never lern's from it, if you don't except JESUS you are going to HELL!!!!! Karma who Emrald beleave's in may be a very nice girl and all that but SHE IS NOT JESUS and will not save you!!!! And you can never be a angle in Heavan if you be leave in Reincarnashon!!!!
As for the ezact way of getting there thats just a expreshon and theres alot of diffrant way's, aspeshaly now a daze like sausage biskit's and egg mcmuffin's. But any hoo if you are not TOTALY shur about you're Christinane sole I wood stay away from Stake Thru the Hart just in case!!!!
Kiss kiss and Hapy Eatser!!!
PANSI!!!

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Friday, April 22, 2011

Captist Revelations

We have recently been privy to the following communication:

Together with this post, it gives us here at the Weirsdo mansion paws, even though we are Captists.
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Friday, April 08, 2011

DIamonelle Goes All the Way with LBJ

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Diamonelle has her say, a photo by weirsdo on Flickr.


So, CJ, moving on, from AJ to LBJ,
Number 36, promoted in a similar way:
When Lee Harvey Oswald shot up JFK,
Another Johnson became Prez of the U. S. A.

He won reelection, launched a War on Poverty,
Signed the Civil Rights bill for a Great Society.
Yeah, he broke a filibuster back in 1964,
And pushed the white South out from the schoolhouse door.

So the Blue States became Red States, and they hatch their plots.
The Tea Party's not racist? Please! Connect the dots:
They're attacking Medicare, Medicaid, EPA,
NPR and education, if they get their way--
These are all Johnson achievements, from back in the day.

But like every tragic hero, Johnson too must have his fall--
Playing dominoes in Asia was his fatal flaw.
Mcnamara played the numbers, yeah he rolled the dice,
And about a million people found they couldn't live twice.

Johnson gave up tryin' to spin it, he wasn't no Bush.
He knew if he kept running he'd be gettin' the push.
His October Surprise was he was out of the race,
And you all know we got Nixon when Johnson lost face.

So the record is mixed, spin it any way,
I got lots a razzle dazzle, but I ain't no DJ.
But there is just one thing that I gotta say,
When it comes to pickin' Johnsons, I'll take LBJ.

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Thursday, April 07, 2011

Diamonelle Checks Out Presidents Johnson

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Diamonelle explains., a photo by weirsdo on Flickr.


Yo homies! 'Tsup? I heard my favorite blog was all about the johnsons, and I hurried home from my intergalactic Christinane-Captist tour with Snoop Kitty-Kat to check it out!
Homeboy C. J. was writing:

I remember Johnson. I remember, vaguely, JFK's death and then seeing this very ordinary man appear on the BBC. He didn't seem to have that magic that JFK had and seemed very un-rock an roll to me as ten year old. I wonder how someone like him would fare in todays razzle dazzle world full of spin?

Being that it is just a hop skip and a jump from spinning records to spinning presidential records, I consulted Mrs. Weirsdo and ToyPlayah, and decided to take this one on.

Sorry, CJD, but you seem confused--
See, Uncle Sam has got two Johnsons--no need to be amused.
First there was A. J., number seventeen--
He just might be a red neck, if you know what I mean.

When Lincoln was picked off, A. J. went from veep to VIP
Bad news for the country, but he thought it was a trip.
Started acting all phat with his planter friends,
Dissed all the freedmen, didn't wanna make amends.

When the Congress tried to stop him he went on a tear,
But his Swing Around the Circle just proved he was a square.
He was hand in glove with the Ku Klux Klan;
Thad Stevens got his posse, "Let's imPEACH the man!"

Thad the Rad impeached, but he couldn't convict.
They had him dead to rights; they just couldn't make it stick.
See Ross was a slicker, he was slicker than slick,
Johnson bought his vote (this is makin' me sick).

I ain't gotta tell you what you already know,
How the South won Reconstruction, and they served up Jim Crow.
Nobody could tell all the trouble and pains,
But we shot down that Goliath with some help from Lyndon Baines.

To be continued . . .

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Sunday, April 03, 2011

RBUD's Queries Answered II

Edwin M. Stanton by weirsdo
Edwin M. Stanton, a photo on Flickr.


RBUD asks, "What law had President Johnson broken?"

He violated the Tenure of Office Act, RBUD. The act stipulated that he could not fire a cabinet official without the consent of the Senate. Also the act, written by Stevens, explicitly stated that violations of it were "high misdemeanors" (Stewart, IMPEACHED, 77), so it set Johnson up for impeachment. Johnson appointed Grant Secretary of War ad interim, reported to the Senate "according to the requirements of the act" (as Stevens pointed out at the trial), then attempted to replace Stanton permanently with the alcoholic Lorenzo Thomas while the Senate was still deliberating his actions.
One might argue that Johnson's long history of illegally thwarting Congress would be a more serious crime, since it seemed to violate the Constitution's balance of powers and encouraged treason and terrorism, but Stevens was unable to get the House to impeach on this broader ground.
Several humorous situations resulted from Johnson's tactics. First, when he ignored Congress' requirements for Southern legislators and allowed Southerners to murder African Americans and Unionists who wanted to vote, Congress refused to call the names of the treasonous Confederates when they showed up to work in Washington, and this technicality prevented them from serving.
Second, when Lorenzo Thomas showed up for work at the War Office, Stanton declared Johnson's action illegal, had Thomas arrested, and, when he was freed, locked him out and camped in the office indefinitely, despite the protestations of Mrs. Stanton. Every day, Johnson sent Thomas over to try to get in, and every day Stanton refused to let him (IMPEACHED, 132-140, 149, 155-56).

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Saturday, April 02, 2011

Myths of Courage

Charles Sumner by weirsdo
Charles Sumner, who was caned on the floor of the Senate.


In response to this post on Andrew Johnson's impeachment, Karen writes:

Senator Edmund Ross is one of the eight Senators featured in John F. Kennedy and Theodore Sorensen's 1956 Pulitzer Prize-winning history, "Profiles in Courage."
I haven't read the book yet, but I understand it commemorates past acts of political courage in Congress.

Though arguably one of our better presidents, John F. Kennedy was not a great historian and was a man of his time who accepted the myths about Reconstruction disseminated by the Dunning school. I again refer Karen, and anyone interested in the truth about Johnson's impeachment, to Stewart's favorably reviewed book:

It is long past time to reclaim Thaddeus Stevens as a great American figure.
Conversely, the myth should be abandoned that there was much of heroism in the acquittal votes of Edmund Ross and John Henderson. The national pantheon should be closed to those who trade votes for cash and patronage favors. (IMPEACHED 319)

A full list of Kennedy's errors on the treatment of this subject is included in Stewart's notes, pp. 424-25. (There you will learn to avoid William Rehnquist's and Woodrow Wilson's books on the subject as well.) Here is a summary:

1.There is "no evidence to support" Kennedy's claim that "Ross was appointed to the Senate in 1866 as part of a Radical conspiracy to impeach the president."
2.The Tenure of Office Act was not a "cry for more patronage" but an attempt to prevent Johnson from getting rid of Lincoln appointees, especially Edwin M. Stanton, Secretary of War, who was cracking down on white Southern violence.
3.Kennedy "describes Johnson as eager for a court test" of the act (this was the argument of the defense at his conviction trial). In fact, Thaddeus Stevens, as I have read in the original record* of the proceedings, showed that Johnson first complied with the act and then deliberately violated it when Congress used it to thwart his desire to get rid of Stanton and appoint Lorenzo Thomas (an undistinguished, alcoholic yes man). Stewart points out, "Johnson never tried to bring a court challenge to it [the act]."
4. Kennedy claims Radical Republicans engaged in bribery and corruption. Bribery and corruption were the order of the day, and no doubt both sides engaged in them. For instance, it was legal for members of Congress to take bets on the outcome of the trial, which of course created conflicts of interest. But, Stewart writes, "most of the attempts at bribery were made by the president's men." This makes sense, since Johnson had clearly violated the law, and popular sentiment was on the Republican side.
5. Kennedy also makes errors about the number of Democrats in the Senate, the date of the fight over admitting Colorado and Nebraska into the Union, and the date of Butler's claim that money was available to bribe Ross.

If you are still planning to read Kennedy's book, you might like to know that, according to Stewart, Nicolas Lemann's REDEMPTION "identifies comparable errors and omissions in Kennedy's chapter celebrating Mississippi Senator Lucius Lamar."

*Click the link and then "page turner" to read the record.

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