Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Annie in Limbo

Annie never remembered how she got out of the office. She went like a circus bear, instantly responding to Pooh's command. Behind her, Pooh and Big Pooh were circling each other, snuffling and growling in grim converse in the little room. She passed Elizabeth outside with her back to her. Shame and fear sped her homeward, and, in her mind, Big Pooh, with his leaky stuffing stigmata assumed the proportions of the avenging Cat Monster straight from the Captist Bible (REVELATIONS).
Penny was playing in Anastasia's back yard. Anastasia! Annie's hackles raised at the thought of her. Oh Elizabeth would glory in telling her, not caring if she blackened Pooh's name, not caring if she hurt Anastasia, if by doing so she could wound Annie!
She did not know why she should mind Anastasia knowing. She began to whimper at the thought of Anastasia's dejection when Elizabeth told her that she had caught Pooh and Annie in heat. Would Anastasia leave Pooh? What else could she do with any dignity? "What would Pooh and I do then?" she thought, frenziedly. "Oh, Pooh will die of shame and hate me for bringing this on him."
Suddenly she silenced her whimpers as a deadly fear went through her heart. What of Hobbes Junior? What would he do?

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9 Comments:

Blogger Karen said...

Has Big Pooh always had a leaky stuffing stigmata, or is it newly acquired?

10:47 AM  
Blogger Hobbes said...

K.: As this post explains, he received them (or perhaps it is just one long stigma; I haven't examined it closely) when Lord Christopher and Dumbledore, Angel of Captist Purity, graced Stuffed Animal Planet.

5:37 PM  
Blogger Karen said...

I had no idea High Priestess Julia is Anastasia's mother. This explains everything. H.P.J. is also Annie's aunt!

5:58 PM  
Blogger Hobbes said...

She's actually Annie's and Anastasia's stepmother. Also Hobbes Junior's mother. But they were all adopted.

8:11 PM  
Blogger PANSI!!!!!! said...

LIMBOW is part of the Never World. It is ware Miss Katonik Yoo Niversittee is low cate'd. It is fulled with reel snobbey ackademick's so it's no wonder that ANNIE wood be hanging arround their!!!!!
The word varraficashun is "phine." Which is probbly what those ackademick type's think they are!!!!

7:18 AM  
Anonymous Mrs. Weirsdo said...

You have our number, Pansi.

6:28 AM  
Anonymous Cousin Minnie Strator said...

Do not worry, PANSI! We are here to keep them in check.

6:48 AM  
Blogger masterymistery said...

scariest frickin cat monster I've ever seen...

masterymistery at
cosmic rapture

2:47 PM  
Blogger Hobbes said...

Don't tell anyone, but I find it distasteful.

5:37 PM  

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