Saturday, April 23, 2011

Easter Vehicle for Emrald

ham biscuit
ham biscuit, a photo on Flickr.

Karen wants to know if Pansi still thinks Emrald is going to hell in a "ham biskit."

Karen: This is the first year in memory that no minister who hired me to play has then told me that I was going to Hell for not accepting Jesus as my personal savior. Clearly the churches around here are getting lax and need a reminder from Pansi as much as you do.
weirsdo

Karren!!!!
Sadly--Of COARSE she is!!!! Like Mrs. Weirsdo say's, onely she never lern's from it, if you don't except JESUS you are going to HELL!!!!! Karma who Emrald beleave's in may be a very nice girl and all that but SHE IS NOT JESUS and will not save you!!!! And you can never be a angle in Heavan if you be leave in Reincarnashon!!!!
As for the ezact way of getting there thats just a expreshon and theres alot of diffrant way's, aspeshaly now a daze like sausage biskit's and egg mcmuffin's. But any hoo if you are not TOTALY shur about you're Christinane sole I wood stay away from Stake Thru the Hart just in case!!!!
Kiss kiss and Hapy Eatser!!!
PANSI!!!

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19 Comments:

Anonymous weirsdo said...

Sorry to have deleted your "Mmm" comment, Karen. That was just this post in progress.

9:36 PM  
Anonymous axe man said...

That ham biskit look yummy! Axe hope Easter bunny leave ham biskit in Axe Easter baskit!
Wurd Varafikashon is Cones. Axe think it okay if Easter Bunny want to leeve cones in Axe baskit too! But may bee not tiskits or taskits. Axe not no what thoze are but they sound pritty gurly, and Axe burly man, not gurly man!

12:39 AM  
Blogger Nessa said...

I love biscuits. I love ham. I'm going to hell in an Easter basket myself.

3:32 AM  
Blogger Doug said...

Nessa, that was funny.

4:12 AM  
Blogger Nessa said...

Doug, I thank Himself everyday He has a sense of humor otherwise He'd smote me regularly and often.

6:33 AM  
Blogger Karen said...

Weirsdo: Please remind me if I ever knew the reason why ministers in Alabama would be at all interested in Emrald's be leave in Reincarnashon.

9:33 AM  
Blogger Karen said...

Weirsdo: I beg to differ. A "Ham Biscuit" post is clearly evident on Google Reader for all to see. You may be going to Hell because of that.

9:38 AM  
Blogger Logophile said...

Mmmm, ham buscuit.
Best reason ever not to be Jewish, or Muslim, or Hindu, or...
I hadn't realized til just now what a religiously exclusive dish this is!

10:50 PM  
Anonymous weirsdo said...

Thank you, Axe. I hope you had plenty of heads in your basket.

K. Search me. I think religion should be a personal matter.
If I am going to hell, I hope to go in a bottle of Dom Perignon.

They don't call pork "the other white meat" for nothing, Logo.

5:42 AM  
Anonymous Noel Coward said...

Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs, Nessa.

5:46 AM  
Blogger Nessa said...

I love a good pounding, Noel.

5:49 AM  
Blogger Karen said...

Thank you every so much for your advice, PANSI!!!
I'm sure Karma is very nice girl, too, and I'll be sure to stay away from Stake Thru the Heart.
I hope you had a Hapy Eatser.
Kiss Kiss.

2:37 PM  
Anonymous PANSI!! said...

Your Well Come, Little Person!!!!
And Hapy Eatser to you TO!!!
Kiss Kiss!!!

2:54 PM  
Blogger Nessa said...

i could kill for a ham biscuit right now.

8:00 AM  
Blogger Karen said...

Pansi!!! Do you think McDonald's sells ham biskits? Nessa said she wants to go to hell because she would kill for one.

10:42 AM  
Anonymous PANSI!!! said...

I dont no Karren becuz McDs is fatening so I dont go there.
But it is rong to kill axcept in War's so Nessa shoud go to Dr. Doo-Doo hoo will give her a pill and then she will not care about ham biskit's or much of any thing else for a wile.

3:18 PM  
Blogger Nessa said...

Karen: McD's has bacon biscuits which are almost worth going to hell over. My soul has been damned for less.

PANSI!!!: Those Don't Care pills do make you not care. That's why I don't visit Dr. Doo-Doo.

5:58 AM  
Blogger Karen said...

Weirsdo,

My condolences to the state of Alabama for the tornado damage and loss of life. I hope you weren't effected in any way.

8:49 AM  
Anonymous PANSI!!! said...

May be yoo dont need them Nessa be cuz you all reddy dont give a Dam!!!!!
I am Preying on you're biskit problam!!!

K. Mrs. Weirsdo was not effected!!!!! The Lord Sertanly work's in misteryus way's!!!!

9:31 PM  

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