Ask Weirsdo: Who Is Big Pooh?
Karen wants to know who Big Pooh is.
Big Pooh, a cousin of Pooh, is a Captist veteran of the Captist-UnCaptist War, known among Captists as the War of UnCaptist Aggression, or the War Between the States of the Soul. Despite being held by Hobbes Junior and other sensible denizens of Stuffed Animal Planet to be rather foolish, Big Pooh is a highly respected Captist because he sacrificed himself to be the Playfellow first of Christopher himself, and later of Lord Dumbledore, Angel of Captist Purity (pictured above). Big Pooh wears the stuffing leakage around his throat as a badge of honor.
After Annie stole Frederick from Elizabeth, Elizabeth married Big Pooh in a fit of pique and desperation. He is a leader in the Cat Claw Clan and figures in "Gone With the Captists" during the raid on Pansitown and its aftermath.
Labels: Annie, Captism, cats, Elizabeth, Frederick, Hobbes Jr., Karen, Pansi, Pooh, Stuffed Animal Planet, UnCaptists, war
posted by Hobbes at 6:06 AM
4 Comments:
What a beautiful white cat. He looks positively mystical!
The word verification is Satinte. Is this by chance a Captist worship word that I should not speak?
Um, thank you. I think I'm glad I asked.
Is War Between the States of The Soul a new appelation? Or do I just not remember it?
No, Faycin. But no one should attempt speech while snorting the holy Litter!
Incidentally, my word verification is "stfucat." I believe he may be an as yet unrevealed Captist Saint!
You're welcome on Weirsdo's behalf, Karen.
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