What to Her WUndeRing Eyes Doth Appear . . .
(Dr. Minnie Strator's Memo, continued)
Incidentally, ANY and ALL griping over supposed slights Dr. Weirsdo may imagine he has experienced at the hands of the administration (the fruitions of hopes expressed in my last Operation WUndeR report) is henceforth rendered null and void. Why? Because in our infinite wisdom, we granted him a Diversity Award!
Let us give thanks for a WUndeRous year!
Yours in Christinane Gratitude,
Dr. Minnie Strator
Incidentally, ANY and ALL griping over supposed slights Dr. Weirsdo may imagine he has experienced at the hands of the administration (the fruitions of hopes expressed in my last Operation WUndeR report) is henceforth rendered null and void. Why? Because in our infinite wisdom, we granted him a Diversity Award!
Let us give thanks for a WUndeRous year!
Yours in Christinane Gratitude,
Dr. Minnie Strator
Labels: Dr. Minnie Strator, Dr. Weirsdo, education
posted by Hobbes at 11:49 AM
6 Comments:
Griping is the foundation of existence! I experience horrible slights every day of my life here, due to the fact that my wretched human slaves refuse to dispense with these lesser felines who inhabit my royal domicile!
Are you sure the griping will stop?The Diversity Award is not knowable and cannot be made into an object of the self, as is done by traditional metaphysics.
It's time we embrace gripers as normal participants in the human family.
I gripe therefore I am.
I and my entire congregation will Pray for you, Isis!
Of course we despair of it ever stopping, Karen dear. But we have no obligation to LISTEN to it.
We administrators would rather lose our faculties than embrace gripers, Doug!
I hope you get your symbolic award soon, Nessa!
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