Harvey Missing

Before Vivian and Pinko even noticed him, the boy was gone.

Harvey Banana

Little Harvey, one of Mrs. Banana's most annoying children, had wandered barefoot all the way from Ork to see Diamonelle's show. There was something creepy about him.

Little Harvey

Goth Maug's attention is divided between Diamonelle's backside and the noise. General Arshmol/Ugluk stands ready for action.

Diamonelle thought she heard a strange noise over on her left. It sounded like, "Hah! Ah'm Leetle Harrvey!"

Pause

Goth Maug wonders if he should prod Diamonelle with his weapon.
Originally uploaded by weirsdo

Suddenly Diamonelle paused on the runway.

Wedding Cake Look

Goth Maug doesn't go in for weddings much. Unlike General Arshmol/Ugluk.
Originally uploaded by weirsdo

This bare breasted "wedding cake" look is perfect for an actual wedding, or any formal occasion.

Two-Tier Dress

Goth Maug checks out Diamonelle's architecture.
Originally uploaded by weirsdo

Franc created this exquisitely architectural two-tier ensemble.

Pearnet Economy

Using just one more piece of Pearnet,

Pearnet's Versatility

Diamonelle's next outfit showed the versatility of Pearnet.

More on Pearnet

Goth Maug ogles Diamonelle's curves.
Originally uploaded by weirsdo

and molds readily to any form, accentuating its curves.

Pearnet Mesh

Pearnet is a durable polystyrene material. As Goth Maug seems to have noticed, it has ample apertures for "breathing,"

Diamonelle's Fetching Frock

Diamonelle's first outfit was a fetching Pearnet frock with matching hair wrap in the new, wider style.

Emerald Takes a Shot

Emerald had gotten so interested in fashion at Doo-Doo Girl's shows that she became a big shot fashion photographer. And when we say "big shot," we mean it. Just look at the size of her camera. Goth Maug certainly seems to be admiring it, although it is common knowledge that he has a huge crush on Emerald herself.
Franc had his ears done for the occasion.

Seating Arrangements

Belle Catley (naked, as usual, except for a pretty pink bow) seemed to be trying to catch Annie's eye from the other side of General What's-Her-Name, who was working security. Annie was glad Belle was at the other end of the row and resolutely ignored her. Money might buy Belle a seat, but she ought to know it would never buy her respectability.
Annie was also glad that Pinko was between her and Vivian. Pinko seemed very excited about the show. He leaned forward, concentrating hard on each outfit. Vivian would have gone on and on again about Star Buns, his chain of coffee and pastry shops.

More Lesser Lights

Madeleine and Rudolf, two ex-Captists, were also in the cheap seats. Annie noted how unfashionable Pinky's attire was.

Lesser Lights

Pinky, Tawdry Cattery, Anastasia, Anastasia's young cousin Teddy.

Less important people sat in the less expensive seats at the show. Annie was gratified to see Tawdry Cattery relegated to this area.

Names are Named

Glitterati from left: Emerald, Franc, Goth Maug, Diamonelle (runway), Belle Catley, General Arshmol/Ugluk, Vivian, Pinko, and Annie.

Easter Parade

All the Petesville glitterati gathered at the old Blochalela Foundation Round Gallery* for the show. I will check with Toyplayer and Mall Diva before posting their names.

The idea of the collection was to show how many different looks could be achieved with the same few pieces, thereby helping those struggling through tough economic times to stay fashionable.
Diamonelle also insisted on doing the show on her stumps, rather than the prosthetic boots the Blochalela Foundation had made for her. This was to show solidarity with veterans of the Captist-UnCaptist War,** not, as some unkind folk would have it, because her boots had been carelessly misplaced by Mall Diva and/or Toyplayer.

*The name was retained although the Foundation itself was defunct.

**Called the "War of UnCaptist Aggression" by Captists.

No More Doo-Doo Dandies

Franc, operating without input from Doo-Doo Girl this time, knew he would have to do something radically different with his spring clothing line. He consulted with Diamonelle, the only truly talented member of the old NG4J. Fortunately she was just winding up an intergalactic tour and agreed to model the new "FRANC" collection.
It was a revolutionary show.

Petesville in Pain

While Annie was living it up, the rest of Stuffed Animal Planet was suffering. Ork residents hardly noticed a change, but Petesvillians, who had been hoping for a better life after the war and the departure of NG4J, were frustrated. In the shady settlement of Pansitown, things had once seemed to be looking up, but now graft and neglect had caused urban renewal to fail, and tourists were again avoiding the place. Without Annie's care, Julia's estate once more began to slide downhill (it was built on a slope), and in Petesville itself, with unemployment, disabled war veterans, and Angelon's crushing dictatorship, the future looked grim indeed.

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Netherworld PR Falling Down on the Job?

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Several recent publicity fiascos have the Netherworld NG4J Barbies pointing fingers, except for Brittney, who is reaching for the Whoop Ass. Brittney was the first victim, when Netherworld reporter Kizz Myass tried to pass off an unflattering outtake from a Halloween shoot as a new photo of of the no-nonsense super DJ.
Then the entire troupe fell victim when a photo and print promoting their "Spring Fling 09" were targeted by Captists for what they term the group's "evident mistreatment" of felines. "In the pictures, several members of the troupe are sitting on the head of one feline and the back of another, evidently with complete disregard for their pain and suffering, not to mention embarrassment," said Aragorn, a Captist war veteran.
Whatever the merits of the Captist view, the results are undeniable: sales in NG4J-related merchandise have plummeted in Captist enclaves and among Captist sympathizers across the universe. (Most unusually, as of press time, NG4J could not be reached for comment on this debacle.)
It is probably a good thing for NG4J leader Pansi that Rabbitarians have died out on Stuffed Animal Planet, because the rabbit in this promotion of her Easter Pageant is clearly troubled, at a minimum. But animal rights aside, even non-Chritinanes can see that Ignatz Spatz failed to capture the Easter spirit with this campaign, and Pansi is openly afraid it might cost her, though her comments cannot be printed on a family blog.
By contrast this item on Emrald might be considered only mildly embarrassing for the mysic star, but rumor has it that it caused her to go into seclusion, and she had to be coaxed out by her husband, Purple Froggy, who told her he had glimpsed a Meekmok mother ship outside.
Big or small, the sheer number of publicity faux pas relating to NG4J members has people (especially Pansi) asking, "Is it time for a new PR team?" Only time will tell.

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Bird of Pray Appropriate in Easter Pageant, Pansi Claims

(LETTER TO THE HOBBESYWOOD TIMES, CRAPPY TIMES, and ASININE NEWS)
To Hoo it may consern namely the bizzy boddy's that have been complaning!!!!!
It has come to my attenshun that SOME critick's dont fell it is "apropriet" to have a Bird of Pray allong with a Dove in are EASTER Pajant!!!!!
Hell-Ooo!!! there is a reezon they are called Bird's of Pray!!!!!
And to show you how Aproprietly Spirichule are Pajant is when we were rehersing I was picked to be a Angle (of COARSE!!!) and the Holy Spirt was Strong in me and I called up a cat Angle!!! I AM NOT CAPTIST!!! This was a Christinane event!!!!
Anyhoo come see are Pajant!!!! There will be lot's of Praying and naked Gymnastick's!!!!
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PANSI!!!! (Duh!!!)

Pansi & Jimmy to Reconcile Following Backyard Miracle?

SPECIAL TO THE HOBBESYWOOD TIMES

Netherworld megastar and former NG4J leader Pansi has been on the outs with Rev. Jimmy Reptile, her former spiritual guide and cohort over doctrinal differences: Pansi objected to his evangelizing satanic bimbos ("In CHURCH too!!"), while Reverend Jimmy was reportedly disappointed when Pansi was taken in by Jesus look-alike Tooz, (who, incidentally, shares a taste for satanic babes with the good Reverend).
But sources close to the Christinane duo say all that may now be in the past. The Reverend's recent demonstration of his ability to jog on water in Weirsdo's backyard has reportedly lured Pansi back to the fold, and Reverend Jimmy is reportedly willing to let bygones be bygones.
Critics of the pair point out that the Reverend Jimmy was probably trying to "evangelize" Ersatz University students at the time, and they wonder loudly how many rocks were located just under the surface of the Weirsdos' creek. But for now their scorn is falling on deaf ears. Pansi says she hasn't been this inspired since George Bush was president of the U. S. A. (on Earth), and Reverend Jimmy says he wasn't having any luck because all the Ersatz girls are too materialistic, by which he means they were too busy staring at Dr. Weirsdo's Corvette to notice Rev. Jimmy's miraculous performance.

Weirsdo Donation a Hoax

Dr. Minnie was pretty hot under the collar to learn that Ersatz U.'s supposed new toxic waste facility would only be located in Mrs. Weirsdo's backyard "over my dead body," as Weirsdo put it, and that the supposed donation was only an April Fool's joke. Dr. Minnie is rumored to be petitioning Netherworld courts to have Mrs. Weirsdo's dead body ruled toxic waste, so that it can be included in the plans for the projected facility. When she heard this, Mrs. Weirsdo threatened to run Dr. Minnie down with Dr. Weirsdo's Corvette, but he wouldn't allow it.

Weirsdo's Big, Poopy Backyard

Today Mrs. Weirsdo officially donated her backyard to the Netherworld's Ersatz University for their new experimental toxic waste disposal facility. Mrs. Weirsdo cited her disrespect for nature, her sympathy with Dr. Doo-Doo's need to dispose of materials from his meth lab, and her love for university official Dr. Minnie Strator as her chief reasons for this move, although some speculate she is hoping to kill off the zoology experiments already in progress on the property, and perhaps some of the students as well.
After being reminded who Mrs. Weirsdo was, Doo-Doo Girl, who led freshman disorientation activities in the Weirsdo backyard a few days ago, said, "It's probably because we, like, asked Dr. Weirsdo [Mrs. Weirsdo's husband] to, like, say something at Disorientation. His speech was real good, but nobody was listening they were too busy checking out his, like, car. You know?"