Thursday, July 30, 2009

Weirsdo Responds to Karen

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Are you happy now, Karen?

Karen, our high maintenance reader, has some concerns. For example, after seeing an outtake of the above scene, she first thought only one of Pansi's legs was visible and demanded a correction. After being asked to look again, she wrote, "And upon further review, I can clearly see Pansi is leaping through the air, thus proving her gymnastic excellence. However, the photographer's ability to frame the entire breathtaking scene is lacking."
That was an OUTTAKE, Karen. We provide the actual shot above, and hope it meets your exacting standards.
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Diamonelle is NEVER ridiculous, even when clad in latex.

Karen also seems to have a preoccupation with cannons. A few days ago, she wrote, "And I don't care if Diamonelle sticks her head in a cannon. Her outfit looks ridiculous today." Yet when I, Mrs. Weirsdo, stuck MY head in a cannon, Karen did seem to care: "Besides, I'm much, much busier than weirsdo could ever be in her entire life. All she does is stick her head in a cannon and get blown apart. Over and over and over again. How incredibly dull."
I have some questions for you, Karen. Why do you care that I stick my head in a cannon (for some reason, the experience always blows me away, no matter how many times I try it), but you DON'T care if Diamonelle does it? Is that consistent?

Fianally, Karen erred when she took issue with Aubvey about whether or not Diamonelle's outfit had changed. Karen was right to tell Aubvey that Diamonelle has not always been seen in the same old thing on this blog, but she was wrong to say that on April 28th, "Diamonelle was distinctly wearing a white fishnet stocking cut apart and rolled-over for her outfit on that day." Diamonelle was wearing Pearnet, some styrofoam stuff that came with the Weirsdos' pears from Harry & David. Dr. Weirsdo doesn't just leave old WHITE fishnets lying around the house!

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11 Comments:

Blogger Doug said...

I think I understand Karen's point about the cannon. Headless plastic dolls are tragically common whereas home teachers are more commonly myopic. Remember to read in a well-lit room.

7:20 PM  
Blogger Tom & Icy said...

That looping thing made me think of something I have often wondered about: the guy that rolls the huge rock up the hill only for it to roll back down and he has to roll it back up again, well, wouldn't it roll over him when it rolled down? And smash him sort of flat?

8:29 PM  
Anonymous Karen said...

First. Mrs. Weirsdo, here at Stuffed Animal Tales (yes, I am wrong. We are not on Stuffed Animal Planet) you are comments moderator. Over at FF, I am comments moderator. Do NOT leave "fart" comments. Thank you.

Second. The entire breathtaking scene is even more breathtaking in its entirety.

Third. See Doug's comment.

Fourth. Next time you receive pears from Harry & David, you absolutely must save the Pearnet for me. Were you unable to ascertain the GREENNESS OF MY ENVY over Diamonelle's always fashionable wardrobe????

12:51 AM  
Anonymous weirsdo said...

I have glasses, RBUD.

Maybe Sisyphus is nimble, T&I.

Excuse me, please, Karen.
About the Pearnet: Are you sure you're on the right scale to wear it?

5:46 AM  
Anonymous Karen said...

Don't you worry - I have the perfect arm in mind.

7:11 AM  
Blogger Nessa said...

This is like an episode of the Addam's Family. Where is Lurch when you need him to mediate a tussle?

Please visit The Chrysalis Stage and Esoteric Uncovered.

8:14 AM  
Anonymous weirsdo said...

It may be a while, Karen. Right now we are taking advantage of absurdly low Omaha Steaks prices.

It's not so bad to be a professor in a recession, Nessa, but the budget for the Weirsdo mansion does not currently include servants' wages.

12:43 PM  
Anonymous cool cat clyde said...

I'd like to take Diamonelle on a date to Jerky LeBeef's steak house. We might go for lunch and get the Brisket Sandwid. Sandwid is the word verification.

2:57 PM  
Anonymous Diamonelle said...

See C-3, you got me P-Oed cuz you got to see straight: Big C Checkers is my number one and always will be. K?

9:02 PM  
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