Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Weirsdo Roundup: Drifting Toward Spiritual Matters


We drift away from Diamonelle to enlighten our readers on recent spiritual developments around the universe.
First, we were interested to see that Brown Bear Brownie is attempting to reopen the Blochalela Foundation, defunct since Blochalela's defection to the Ataraxia Foundation, or at least that he is still using the premises to administer "therapy" to troubled but comely females.
Second, Captists everywhere are intrigued to know that Christopher has miraculously appeared both at the Netherworld's Show Your Glory Church, where he enhanced the littergy, and in Ohio, where he seems to have been reincarnated. Can a Second Coming be far behind?

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7 Comments:

Blogger Nessa said...

Oh, no, the end of the world is at hand.

1:40 PM  
Blogger Tom & Icy said...

Isn't Dr./Prof. Weirsdo's book about African woman sort of spiritually enlightening? Didn't he mention Diamonelle and Bling as their decedents, sort of like the living dead having a platonic orgy?

2:20 PM  
Blogger Doug said...

How do you know you've been reincarnated in Ohio?

Flipped Out's website is here.

3:58 PM  
Anonymous weirsdo said...

If so, there will soon be enough half-witted birds and squirrels for everyone to chase and devour, Nessa.

It is indeed, T&I. I don't remember his mentioning either Diamonelle or Liquid Bling, though, strangely enough.

I guess if you feel you spent a lifetime there one week, RBUD.
Good website.

6:56 AM  
Anonymous flipping out said...

Ataraxia Foundation.

I'm completely confused and utterly disgusted. Do I now have to be a linguist to catch up on this story line?

Mr. DOG, can you tell Dr. Doo Doo that Weirsdo's link isn't working?

6:31 PM  
Anonymous dirty dan said...

If Brown Bear Brownie usually only works with troubled but comely females, what the hell is he going to do when Daria and Darren Morgendorffer bring their father Jake to him to erase the memory of finding Quinn with Joey, Jeffy and Jamie from his mind?

4:11 AM  
Blogger Hobbes said...

We shudder to think, D. D.

7:31 AM  

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