Man Which Meal
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Men: Can't decide which to think with, your brains or your penis? Now you don't have to. Drop in at Steak Through the Heart and let us serve you up our "Thinking Man's Combo": two brains, one penis, or vice versa, as a package deal!
Tell 'em Hamster Brittney sent you and get a free drink, too!
Men: Can't decide which to think with, your brains or your penis? Now you don't have to. Drop in at Steak Through the Heart and let us serve you up our "Thinking Man's Combo": two brains, one penis, or vice versa, as a package deal!
Tell 'em Hamster Brittney sent you and get a free drink, too!
Labels: ASININE NEWS, Brittney (hamster), hamsters, Steak Through the Heart
posted by Hobbes at 7:13 PM
6 Comments:
And Mozart's malted poop berries for dessert.
You come check out my Cock Flavour Soup at Happy Wiener. I know you like! It have flavour of Cock to pessess you every bud of tastings!
This reminds of a true story. There once was a slow night at Jagger's, the bar & grill where I was in charge of the pizza. Just out of boredom, I played around with making pastry of pizza dough and one idea I had was to roll cinnamon sugar into the dough, then wrap sugar inside the dough and deep fry the whole thing. My first attempt, I realized the melted sugar would run out of both ends so, after rolling the dough into a straw shape, I then rolled both ends in the transverse direction halfway and handed the concoction to the fry cooks.
In the deep fryer, the dough obviously bloated and as it did, one side unrolled into a fatter version of the original straw shape. The side that stayed rolled up fattened on either side of central structure into two doughy spheres, opposite which, melted sugar ran out out of the narrow opening at the center.
I just laughed "Man, I can't eat that!" So the fry cook said, "Hey, just cut it up so it doesn't look like anything, then eat it." I thought that was wise, grabbed a knife and then froze. "I can't cut that!"
No, but we play his kunstwerken as background music sometimes, T&I.
Yes, but is it a PACKAGE deal, Chef B.?
Doug, you are clearly a squeamish person. Perhaps you should confine your Steak Through the Heart purchases to Whoop Ass.
Does Bobbit Elena Bobbit work for you?
I'm not sure about that, Nessa. You'd have to check with the Cheesemeister.
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