Ask High Priestess Julia: Venus Worship in Captism
After reading Hobbes Junior's DISGUSTING swearing, a Mr. Doug, also known as RBUD, expressed surprise that Captists "worship Venus."
As well you might be, Mr. Doug! Venus, as every Stuffed Animal Planetarian should know, is the Anti-Christopher! She it was who negotiated the Treaty of Petesville with the Infidel UnCaptists!
Yet sadly the Venus Hairesy persists among those Captists who choose not to follow the Litteral Path.
O Hobbes Junior, how little you reck the encouragement in Sin you give with your oaths, so lightly spoken, so heavily borne!
O RBUD, Come into the Litter! Repent your Dogtist ways. Accept God Christopher, Lord Dumbledore, and Avatar Scarface! Reject Venus the Pretender, Mother of Lies, whose names are Leashing, lest ye be cast into the NG4J Studios for all Eternity!
As well you might be, Mr. Doug! Venus, as every Stuffed Animal Planetarian should know, is the Anti-Christopher! She it was who negotiated the Treaty of Petesville with the Infidel UnCaptists!
Yet sadly the Venus Hairesy persists among those Captists who choose not to follow the Litteral Path.
O Hobbes Junior, how little you reck the encouragement in Sin you give with your oaths, so lightly spoken, so heavily borne!
O RBUD, Come into the Litter! Repent your Dogtist ways. Accept God Christopher, Lord Dumbledore, and Avatar Scarface! Reject Venus the Pretender, Mother of Lies, whose names are Leashing, lest ye be cast into the NG4J Studios for all Eternity!
Labels: Barbies, Captism, cats, Christopher, Doug, Julia, Litteral Captism, NG4J, Petesville, Stuffed Animal Planet, UnCaptists, Venus, war
posted by Hobbes at 5:54 AM
4 Comments:
Eternity would seem like almost forever if you had to be with NG4J for a long time.
Me and my buds say its all good!
I will not renounce my faith, though I be hanged on a tree, my toes bit and my ankles scratched.
Tx & Kiss kiss T&I!!!!
JESUS is Good, Mr. Smokker!!!
You are a tru Sanet Mr. Dog!!!
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