Ask Anastasia: Big Pooh's Neck Scar
Christopher, the Captist god.
After seeing this closeup of Big Pooh's neck scar, Tom and Icy asked, "Is big Pooh a vampire? I mean, the neck scar and all."
Anastasia replies:
I'm sorry, but I cannot sit idly by and see a great and true Captist like Big Pooh slandered and defamed! Of course, you are not from Stuffed Animal Planet, so you may not have heard, but Big Pooh dedicated his life first to CHRISTOPHER and then to Lord Dumbledore, who was recently granted the status of Angel of Captist Purity by my mother, High Priestess Julia. Big Pooh freely offered himself as a playmate, wrestling partner, and coach to both Great Cats, and was honored to receive his Badge of Martyrdom, or "neck scar," as you call it!
Big Pooh coaches Lord Dumbledore, Angel of Captist Purity, in wrestling.
Labels: Anastasia, Captism, cats, Christopher, Julia, Litteral Captism, Stuffed Animal Planet
posted by Hobbes at 5:57 AM
4 Comments:
Purity? Maybe pure demon.
What beautiful cats!
And just WHAT is wrong with being a vampire, if I may ask? Several of us here at the Crappy Times are vampires! Evil Ed started the trend. He's been a vampire for years!
And that, my friends, is why you stay out of cathouses.
T&I: you must be unregenerate Dogtists.
I'll leave the answer to that to T&I, who, after all, asked the question.
A house with cats is not the same thing at all, Mr. Doug!
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