Frederick's Promise*
Cat Claw Clan members say that the Cat Monster stands for faith, solidarity, and strength. The wings symbolize their belief that Captism will rise again. The red body stands for the bloody revolution that will cleanse the land of UnCaptist filth, while the white bow stands for the purity of Captism, and especially Captist femalehood.
Annie had made Frederick promise never to join the Cat Claw Clan,
*For an explanation of this material, go HERE.
posted by Hobbes at 5:34 AM
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Stuffed animals have a hard time accepting change, don't they?
all I can think about is how you got a squirmy cat to stay still long enough for that photo. drugs?
Captist ones do, anyway, Doug.
Hi Kyah! Welcome. Fortunately stuffed cats are less squirmy.
While not promoting this "Cat Claw Clan" in any way, shape or form, I just thought that I'd mention that I have nice, clean white sheets on sale at my store for just 6666 Quatloos a set all week.
Thank you kindly, Mr. Itosis.
Oops.
6666 Quatloos sounds like a real bargain! What's the thread count?
To a true Captist, what would it matter?
Uh--Not that I necessarily have ANYTHING to do with the CCC, of course!
hal, where's 'quatloos' from? I've seen it somewhere...
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